TheCrazySquirrel

I know you’ve been saying “Why doesn’t he post any more of those fun random sites and stupid things that I like to waste my life on?” I know you have just been dying for more wonderful products. So here you go. Enjoy

Christvertising - Because if God likes your brand, it will sell more!

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants - For men and women. Slenderize exactly where you want. One size fits all and easy to inflate. Reduces waist, tummy, hips and thighs.

Best 101 Free Computer Software For Your Daily Use - self explanatory

Google Base - Simply describe your items on Base to make them as easy as possible for people to find when they search.

Listen to your Wife - a social networking startup for wives and future wives. To share their expertise and stories, and their life experience. (If complaining about men wasn’t fun enough to do with your friends, now you can do it with perfect strangers as well!!)

Ok Ok, so this got seriously long. We are talking a couple hours of your life will just be POOF gone! Don’t you dare click the read now link. You just don’t have the energy to go on any longer. How much more of your life can you waste reading my blog? Can you live without having your very own Gansta Breath Mint Spray? Who cares if you can wear your sleeping bag. Don’t click the link!!

Yamelo - brings back the memories of your musical timeline. Choose a year and month and listen to the music of that particular time. The timeline goes back to 1965. (NOTE - I haven’t figured this out yet…it hasn’t worked for me).

JustStolen - was established by Police Officers to assist consumers, college students and business owners retrieve lost or stolen valuables.

History of Religion - See how the geography of religion has evolved over the centuries, and where it has sparked wars. Play the map.

Howjsay - is an English pronouncing dictionary with instant sound. Type in a word or phrase and click ’submit’ or browse the dictionary.

Lippi Selk’Bag - The Lippi Selk’Bag is a revolutionary new sleeping bag system which allows you the maximum mobility you need whilst keeping warm. This new concept retains the functionality of the traditional sleeping bag; it’s FUN, COMFORTABLE and MOBILE! (For help pronouncing Lippi Selk, go back to Howjsay and type in the letters S-T-U-P-I-D)

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Reserve A Spot In Heaven - my favorite is the “All Access Travel Kit” for only $24.95. It includes the “All access VIP pass. This pass will grant you access to “VIP exclusive areas” including the Land of Milk and Honey.” Hurry up now, spaces are limited!

How Scrooge Are You? - Christmas comes but once a year, is that too often for you? I COMPLETELY disagree with my results.

I COMPLETELY disagree with my results.

The 272 Fast Food Items Highest In Calories - Good thing there is no White Castle around here…dang!

Outrageously Politically Incorrect Advertisements - real funny…you chauvinist pig!

Strictly No Photography - ever wanted to see all those things your not supposed to take pictures of? (I got yelled at in Rome)

The Morality Quiz - would you save the rest?

FoodTube - it’s a YouTube for recipies.

If I had not become a minister, I would have become a Psychologist. Specifically, I would have become a Cognitive Psychologist and would have studied cognitive dissonance. I love cognitive dissonance. Here’s a snipped of why, taken from the Why We do Dumb or Irrational Things: 10 Brilliant Social Psychology Studies.

Gansta Breath Mint Spray - You be steppin’ out and smellin’ good - When da man is talkin’ ev’rybody be sniffin’ - Cause da man smellin’ so good.

Songza - With one button click you can play, share, watch video, rate or add to playlist. (basically it seems to just steal youtube stuff)

The Water Pistol Umbrella encourages adults to play in the rain. This unique, funnel shaped umbrella harnesses the flow of rainwater down into its handle, a water pistol. - CAN YOU SAY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!! Awesome

Create Fake Magazine Covers

Ask500People - *CAUTION* This is where you can ask a question and get a survey result in minutes from 500 people. But…people ask all kinds of inappropriate questions. So be careful** There are tools for surveying groups of independent voters, but they’re either slow, expensive or both. Ask500People gathers input and opinion data in minutes instead of days, and creates a platform that other applications can integrate.

Poof - Imagine this. You are dating someone new. He/she invites you to a romantic, home-cooked dinner at his/her place. After dinner, the curry he/she took the time to make for you is not sitting well. What do you do? Poof it! One drop of Poof will forever change the way you do your business!

A sign in a zoo.

Stuff You Didn’t Know - like …“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”. Or…language not your style, well drop this on your brain - It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it’s mouth.Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach’s contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

The Superest - Who’s the superest of them all? (Start at the bottom and read up)

Time-lapse photography at Vikings-Packers game.

Disneyland Sign Generator

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Peeling paint cam - Watch paint peeling…

Cubefield - Avoid the cubes game - 338245 on second try (this also might be the closest experience to being on acid I’ve ever had!)

The surrealist compliment generator - “Your moist towelette speaks to me in lather as the disgruntled post man listens attentively in Yidish, pumping only an iron to the mini-van.”

Ok, that was easily an hour of your life you’ll never get back!