TheCrazySquirrel

Today, Apply fo a knighthood.

Don’t remain plain old Mr. or Mrs. J. Schmoe all your life. To become a Knight or a Dame simply write the British Prime Minister c/o the Prime Minister’sOffice, 10 Downing St, London SW1A 2AA, United Kingdom. Explain what exceptional achievement or service you feel merits the award of a knighthood. Previous successful applicatants have used the following, just to give you an idea: -been a head nures for 60 years, -Nobel Peace Prize winner, -raised millions for obscure charity, -served in a minor government position for a whole life, -won Wolrd War 2, -saved a cat from extra-tall tree. Even better, get the President to recommend you.

The honors ceremony takes place on the Queen’s Birthday. So make sure you keep it free! US citizens, please note: Non-subjects may not style themesves Sir or Dame, though they may place the appropriate letters after their name.