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Meaningless Drivel

July 2nd, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

Since there are those out there who believe my blog should be nothing but meaningless drivel, I’ll give you some. But only because of peer-pressure!

At SimplyNoise you can use a slider to find a comfort zone and enjoy the auditory zen. The site claims you can use it for aid sleep, to block distractions, mask Tinnitus, configure audio equipment, and sooth migrains.

10 Of The World’s Most Amazing 3D Street Artists
These 3D street artists give graffiti a whole new meaning

Ann P. Smith spends her days making little robotic-like figurines from broken electronics and machine parts. The sculptures are sold in stores and galleries throughout the US and have been published as illustrations in magazines and brochures.

The Sarniematic Cheddar-o-meter, produced by West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers, will utilise a newly discovered formula to ascertain the Sarnie Strata Ratio for your perfect cheese sandwich based on your choices of filling and calculate the optimum thickness of the slice of West Country Farmhouse Cheddar you should use.

Loss of Natural Teeth by U.S. State
Adults aged 65+ in the USA who have had all their natural teeth extracted. Congrat’s West Virginia on your victory!

101 Things To Do When You’re Bored
Strike up a conversation with a total stranger, start a blog, learn to peel a banana with your feet, lie on the grass and look at cloud shapes, Google everyone you knew in high school.
101 things to do when you’re bored.

And most importantly…
How many cannibals could your body feed?
Created by OnePlusYou

A great advertisement!

I have a friend who endorses or doesn’t endorse various products and brands. So much so that she used to have a list on her blog. I thought I could tell you some of the things I endorse too.

Things I endorse;

Rush My Passport - Have you ever lost your passport? Do you need a passport in 24 hours? I have. Last April my passport mysteriously disappeared from my desk. I had to get a new passport. I didn’t use these guys, but I used another place just like them. If you need a passport quick, even up to 24 hours turnaround, click the link.
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1-800-PetMeds (Online) - Do you have pets? Do you need cheap pet medicine? Maybe some flea or tick remedies. 1-800-PetMeds is for you. Click the link.
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Brighter Planet - you should be helping save the planet…looser
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PreEmptive Love

June 3rd, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

(For my RSS readers you’ll need to go to the blog to see the video)

Save lives here.

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Dave and Jess Ray CD Release Concert

May 28th, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

Dave and Jess Ray’s CD Release Concert Video


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Practicing Mercy

May 25th, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

One of the main Christian beliefs is in the act of mercy. We like to receive it but we don’t always practice it well. I got an opportunity to practice it Thursday on my way home from work. (Silas Bishop might not want to read this!)

I was leaving church (via Attingham) to go home. I got onto the feeder (that goes to Gessner) and then tried to get over to the far left lane so I could take the u-turn underpass thingy to get to the other side and get on the highway. As I was in the process of changing lanes, with my blinker on, I noticed the car behind me was getting closer and closer. About the time I got most of the way over into the lane I realize he’s getting real close, he’s not stopping, he’s really close, oh man he’s not stopping, BAM! He hits my back left bumper. In traffic, right at the busy part where the entrance ramp to I-10 is across from Goode Company, and lots of rush hour cars.

So I sort of pull over into the space between the entrance ramp and the lane I’m in (you know…that space with all the lines) to look at my car. And what do I see but my back left bumper partly detached. He asks if we want to get off the street somewhere so we pull into the Goode Company parking lot and I get out. He’s talking in Spanish on the phone for a while so I decided to check out my bumper.

It seems Honda not only makes good cars with good gas mileage, they make them like lego’s. As I started looking around at my bumper I realize that the side has really just sort of…snapped off and that I can probably put it back myself. So I did. I just put it back into position and snapped it all back on with a few hard punches. All that was left was a small dent/gash in the bumper (the picture below). Rather than make the guy, and myself for that matter, go to all the trouble to fix it I decided to just not worry about it. So Silas Bishop…sorry about some guy hitting your old/my new car. I know it pains you deeply!

Car Gash

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Randomosity

May 24th, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

It’s been a while since I gave you a good dose of time wasting sites. So without further delay, here are some random fun things that you can waste your time on.

Digital Image Resources on the Deep Web - This mostly just for Lydia.

Freegan - Freegans are people who employ alternative strategies for living based on limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources. Which is just a fancy way of saying they take the stuff you throw away.

100 Essential Jazz Albums - noting like some good jazz.

wikiHow - How do I do/make/etc….? There are a lot of things you can do yourself if you just try. Like how to build a hidden door bookshelf.

Something - I forgot what this was and it won’t show on my computer. It is some national geographic great picture or something.

NMG (No More Gas) - Sweet car that doesn’t require gas. I want one.

Radionomy - I know you’ve always thought you could do better than the dj on your radio. Well here’s your chance. Create your own radio station…free!

The man who grew back his finger tip. - I mean holy crap. This totally blows my mind. I mean wow!

Create Old Pictures - the site is in some foreign language that is just blocks and squiggles on my computer, but it is not hard to figure out. Pick the picture you want and change it an old looking photograph.

Photograph a wedding during an earthquake - and you thought you wedding was bad.

How to clean your M-16 - found in a kids comic book from way back.

NASA Wants To Pay You 17,000 To Stay In Bed…for 90 Days - Man…if I only didn’t have anything to do this summer.

SuperCook - cool site for recipies and stuff. You just enter in any random junk you have and it tells you what you can make.

And last, but not least, BECOME INVISIBLE - I don’t even really know what to say about this one. (but will you please buy me one for my birthday!)

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We Are The Champions My Friend

May 14th, 2008 by TheSquirrel ·

TALLOWOOD CAPTURES SOFTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP…by David Ray

In a stunning turn of events Tallowood Baptist Church captured the First United Methodist Men’s League Softball Championship at Quillian Field last night. Entering the postseason as the 3 seed, with just a 5-7 regular season record, Tallowood bested The Naturals and The Northsiders on their way to the crown, two teams that had beaten Tallowood had not beaten all season, a combined 6 games in the regular season.

Tallowood Baptist Church Champion Softball TeamIn the first game of the night Tallowood faced an undermanned Naturals team that took the field with only eight players. In spite of their deficit the Naturals were able to put runs on the board, and as the Tallowood offense struggled it appeared that the Naturals might walk away with the victory in spite of playing the whole game with no second baseman. Tallowood jumped out to the early lead, putting three runs on the board in the top of the first inning, highlighted by a run-scoring single from Jeff Stewart. The Naturals struck back in the bottom of the second, turning a 3-1 deficit into a 5-3 lead after a two-run homer by their number 8 batter. Tallowood responded in the top of the third by putting three more runs on the board, but the Naturals eventually extended their lead to 10-6 on a grand slam by “the huge guy that played left field” as the game headed into the fifth and final inning.

The top of the fifth saw the Tallowood offense buckle down and get patient with the game on the line, and as the Naturals’ pitcher piled up walks Tallowood slowly began a dramatic comeback. With the bases loaded, trailing 10-8, Brent Palermo took a 3-2 pitch for a ball, walking in a run. Then on the first pitch David Ray poked a two-run single down the line to give Tallowood the lead heading into the bottom of the inning. In the final frame the Tallowood defense clamped down as Troy Burleigh struck out the number 7 batter for the second time in a row and the number 8 batter flied out to Keith Rodgers in left to end the game, stranding runners on first and second.

After watching the Northsiders (11-1) pummel an undermanned Costello team in the other semifinal Tallowood took the field aiming to execute their patient offensive game plan. The game began well as Brent Palermo drew his first of three walks out of the leadoff position. Key hits from Jeremy Sneed and Keith Rodgers, and a two-run double by Cliff Lusk drove in four runs before Cliff unwittingly forced in the fifth run by running to third on a grounder when Jeff Stewart was still standing on the bag. Forced to run home, Jeff’s deft slide eluded the tag of the pitcher for a 5-0 lead. Said umpire Jack, “Ou-, no, safe!” However, the Northsiders struck back, scoring the maximum 7 runs in the bottom of the first. Tallowood went back to their patient game plan in the top of the second, eventually chasing the frustrated pitcher to a different position and scoring three runs to retake the lead 8-7. The Northsiders unstoppable offense could not be slowed in the bottom of the second as they retook the lead 13-8.

In the top of the third Tallowood continued to grind away, knowing that their only hope was to keep scoring runs in bunches. In their biggest inning of the night, Tallowood put the maximum 7 runs on the board highlighted by two-run doubles from David Ray and Keith Rodgers and a bases-clearing in-the-park homerun (which due to the 7 run limit per inning could only end in a triple) from Cliff Lusk. In the bottom of the third Tallowood managed to hold the Northsiders to only three runs, setting the stage for a dramatic fourth and final inning.

With Tallowood trailing 16-15 and time quickly running down, Mark Zacharias led off the top of the fourth with a sharp single up the middle. He advanced to third on Dan Lewis’ single through the left side and then scored the tying run when the shortstop threw wildly to second base on Paul Brodt’s grounder. After Troy Burleigh made the first out of the inning Brent Palermo drove in the winning run with a sacrifice fly to deep left field, plating Dan Lewis from third. After the shortstop speared a hard line drive from David Ray for the final out it was up to the Tallowood defense to keep the Northsiders offense from scoring a single run.

The first batter in the bottom of the fourth stroked a deep fly ball into left center field, attempting to tie the game on one pitch. However, Brent Palermo made an incredible running catch on the warning track to make the first out. The Northsiders responded with two singles, placing runners at first and third with only one out. But Troy Burleigh was able to induce a grounder to the pitcher that held the runner at third and allowed Tallowood to get its second out. The next batter lofted a lazy fly ball to left center field that was caught by Brent Palermo for the final out as Tallowood captured the Men’s League Softball Championship in dramatic fashion.

After the game a distraught Northsiders center fielder was consoled by Brent Palermo as he said, “Don’t get mad, dude. It was a good game.” Another Northsiders player was overheard attributing the victory to the umpire rather than the stellar offensive performance from Tallowood. Said Cliff Lusk afterwards, “This one’s for Rob Luttrull, our recently departed manager!” New manager David Ray announced his sudden retirement in a press conference after the game, saying, “I’m 2-0 with one championship already. I’m at the top of my profession. I’m going out on top!” The enormous trophy will be on display at the Tallowood offices until next season. President Bush has invited the team to spend the day with him at his Crawford Ranch to celebrate the victory.

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